Article 6MRKG Crying Man Refuses To Take Boner Pills Unless They Strawberry Flavored

Crying Man Refuses To Take Boner Pills Unless They Strawberry Flavored

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CLEARWATER, FL-Spitting out his medication and sticking out his tongue in apparent disgust, local man Rick Walton reportedly refused to take his boner pills Monday unless they were strawberry flavored. No, no, no, I hate the blue pills-I want pink ones instead!" the red-faced 47-year-old said as he hid behind his...

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