Article 6MY71 Frustrated Cicadas Assumed There’d Be More Than One Hole For Trillion Insects To Emerge From

Frustrated Cicadas Assumed There’d Be More Than One Hole For Trillion Insects To Emerge From

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MILLEDGEVILLE, GA-Questioning the practicality of the method of egress from their years-long resting spot, frustrated cicadas told reporters Monday that they had assumed there would be more than a single hole for a trillion insects to emerge from. Seriously, no one thought to dig a second exit when a trillion of...

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