Article 6N35D Veal Calf Approaching Slaughter Wishes It Had Seen More Of 30-Inch Pen

Veal Calf Approaching Slaughter Wishes It Had Seen More Of 30-Inch Pen

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SOUDERTON, PA-Taking stock of his life as his looming death crept ever closer, a local veal calf approaching slaughter reportedly found himself wistfully wishing this week that he had seen more of his 30-inch-wide pen. If I'm being honest, I regret not trying to turn my head more than 10 degrees in either direction...

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