Article 6N6FR Hims Now Selling Bags Of Chips For Depressed, Impotent Losers Who Are Also Hungry

Hims Now Selling Bags Of Chips For Depressed, Impotent Losers Who Are Also Hungry

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SAN FRANCISCO-In an effort to better cater to its target market, telehealth company Hims has reportedly begun selling bags of chips for depressed, impotent losers who are also hungry. Experiencing anxiety? ED? A rumble in your tummy? Hims can help," says a voiceover in the company's latest ad, which touts the...

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