Article 6N96S Man Riding Manic Episode Right To The Shitting Stars

Man Riding Manic Episode Right To The Shitting Stars

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POCATELLO, ID-Still surging ahead at full speed after 48 hours without sleep, local man Henry Britto spoke quickly with reporters this week about how he was riding his manic episode straight to the fucking stars. Wooooooo! I'm gonna fly this shit all the way to the moon, baby!" said a visibly beaming Britto, his eyes...

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