Article 6NGHM NASA Polishes Moon In Orbital Rock Tumbler

NASA Polishes Moon In Orbital Rock Tumbler

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WASHINGTON-Marking the first time in history that humans have successfully smoothed away all the unsightly craters of a celestial body, NASA announced Thursday that it had polished the moon using an orbital rock tumbler. Thanks to the tireless efforts of our scientists, technicians, and engineers, we have tumbled the...

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