Article 6NJT5 U.S. Curtain Master General Warns Of Increasing Number Of Creeps Behind Drapes

U.S. Curtain Master General Warns Of Increasing Number Of Creeps Behind Drapes

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WASHINGTON-Following pressure for transparency around what or who could be behind there, U.S. Curtain Master General George Weintraub warned Friday of the increasing number of creeps behind drapes. We recommend you protect yourself and your family by being on the lookout for vaguely human-shaped silhouettes or lumps...

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