Article 6NP63 New Florida Law Allows C-Sections To Be Performed By Any Machete-Wielding Lunatic

New Florida Law Allows C-Sections To Be Performed By Any Machete-Wielding Lunatic

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TALLAHASSEE, FL-Claiming the move would empower women to take control of their bodies, the Florida Legislature passed a new law Friday that allows cesarean sections to be performed by any machete-wielding lunatic. Starting today, women in Florida will no longer have to go through the traditional red tape and can...

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