Article 6NQYC Sloth Thinking Of Maybe Hanging From Tree For Another 80 Hours

Sloth Thinking Of Maybe Hanging From Tree For Another 80 Hours

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MANAUS, BRAZIL-Plotting out his schedule for the rest of the day, local sloth Jim Garra confirmed Monday that he was thinking of maybe hanging from a tree for another 80 or so hours. I think I'll just cling to this branch continually over the next three or four days and then also after that," said the arboreal...

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