Article 6NZ44 Traditional 10,000-Calorie Sumo-Style Dinner Leaves American Tourist Writhing In Hunger

Traditional 10,000-Calorie Sumo-Style Dinner Leaves American Tourist Writhing In Hunger

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TOKYO-Grasping his stomach and grimacing at the end of the meal, local American tourist Aaron Messner complained to reporters Wednesday that he had hoped to enjoy a time-honored Japanese culinary experience, but his 10,000-calorie sumo-style dinner had left him writhing in hunger. Oh God, I can't believe all we got...

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