God Forced To Shave Head After Contracting Plague Of Lice
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THE HEAVENS-Saying He had no choice but to target the painful, itching sensation directly at the source, God Almighty, Creator of the Universe, was reportedly forced to shave his head Thursday after contracting a biblical plague of lice. Yesterday, a misdirected divine commandment resulted in all the dust of the...