Article 6P5SA Woman Frantically Cleaning Up Entire City Before Parents Visit

Woman Frantically Cleaning Up Entire City Before Parents Visit

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CHICAGO-Racing to make everything tidy ahead of the quickly approaching visit, local woman Ellen Crandall was frantically cleaning up the entire city before her parents came into town for a visit, sources confirmed Thursday. I've got to hide all these weed shops," said Crandall, who wiped the sweat off her brow as...

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