Article 6P5YK Pete Buttigieg Trapped Beneath Derailed Model Train

Pete Buttigieg Trapped Beneath Derailed Model Train

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WASHINGTON-Trapped beneath nearly five pounds of aluminum and plastic, Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg was reportedly unable to move Thursday after his body was pinned beneath a derailed model train. Oh God, help me-somebody help!" said Buttigieg, who cried out in pain and anguish as he lay on a plush area...

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