Terrified Don Jr. Awakens In Ice-Filled Tub Missing Ear
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BUTLER, PA-Groggy and bleary-eyed as he returned to consciousness, a terrified Donald Trump Jr. reportedly awoke in an ice-filled tub Monday to discover he was missing an ear. Hello? Is anyone here?" said the 46-year-old son of the former president of the United States, stumbling over the side of the tub and opening...