Article 6P8GG Tony The Tiger Remains Closest Thing Man Has To Father Figure

Tony The Tiger Remains Closest Thing Man Has To Father Figure

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ROCKVILLE, MD-Calling the Frosted Flakes cereal mascot the most constant and supportive force in his life, local man Dylan Harney told reporters Tuesday that Tony the Tiger remained the closest thing he had to a father figure. Every morning growing up, I'd wake up and be greeted by that strong but caring cartoon...

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