Article 6P8KV Report Finds Just Giving In And Going To Church Would Solve All Your Problems

Report Finds Just Giving In And Going To Church Would Solve All Your Problems

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WASHINGTON-Making the case that the time had come to abandon your godless life of unbelief, a new report released Tuesday by a consortium of local pastors found that just giving in and going to church would solve all of your problems. The challenges you face will disappear if you simply throw in the towel and stop...

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