Article 6PD8E News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions

News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions

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NEW YORK-Calling out the unsustainable pace at which historic events seemed to be occurring, local man Brad Gifford told reporters Monday that important news stories were now happening faster than he could generate uninformed opinions about them. Look, I'm trying my hardest to scrape together confused takes...

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