Delight At Receiving Breakfast In Bed Mitigated By Difficulty Of Eating While Horizontal
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TAMPA, FL-Explaining that his plate was positioned perpendicular to, rather than parallel with, his mouth, local man Dominic Worley told reporters Thursday that his delight at being served breakfast in bed was greatly mitigated by the difficulty of eating while horizontal. Naturally, I was thrilled to wake up and...