Article 6PP5S Kroger Recalls 2 Million Packs Of Lettuce They Developed Psychosexual Relationship With

Kroger Recalls 2 Million Packs Of Lettuce They Developed Psychosexual Relationship With

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CINCINNATI-Describing the deep shame but also freedom that came with finally saying it out loud, supermarket chain Kroger recalled over 2 million packs of lettuce Friday that the company had developed a psychosexual relationship with. We apologize for the inconvenience to our loyal Kroger customers, but this morning,...

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