Article 6PRY1 Wealthy Child Horrified By Mismatched Towels In Friend’s Bathroom

Wealthy Child Horrified By Mismatched Towels In Friend’s Bathroom

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EVANSTON, IL-Fingers trembling as he hurriedly composed a message begging his mom to pick him up from the sleepover, 12-year-old Quentin Matthews was said to be horrified Tuesday by the set of mismatched towels in the bathroom of his friend's modest ranch house. Oh God, Mom, can you come get me? Their towels are all...

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