Article 6PYNG Newly Sober God Admits He Has No Recollection Of Creating Universe

Newly Sober God Admits He Has No Recollection Of Creating Universe

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THE HEAVENS-Sipping on a Diet Coke as He described the mix of alcohol and pills He had lived off of for years, a newly sober God admitted Tuesday that He had no recollection of creating the universe. Everyone tells Me I made light and darkness, sea and sky, but to be honest, I was blacked out for most of that...

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