Gender-Affirming Care: Myth Vs. Fact

Gender-affirming care for transgender and nonbinary people helps ease the symptoms of gender dysphoria. The Onion debunks the most common myths surrounding gender-affirming care.
MYTH:Gender-affirmingcareis mostly about surgery.

FACT: While surgery is sometimes indicated, mostgender-affirmingcareinvolves cool haircuts.

MYTH: Progressive parents pressure their children into transitioning.

FACT: Progressive parents are too immersed in polycule drama tocare.

MYTH: Transgender adults frequently lose their jobs due to theirgenderidentity or expression.

FACT: Most failed to meet their Toyota sales quota for the past three quarters.

MYTH: The Emisil Pocket Rocket is the highest-quality prosthetic penis available on the market today.

FACT: While the Pocket Rocket's sliding foreskin is a technological marvel, the ReelMagik STPpro's gravity funnel allows it to maintain a previously-unheard-of 37.63 mL per second average rate of urine flow. This feature, along with the STPpro's hand-punched pubic hair and movable silicone testicles, makes it unquestionably the Rolls Royce of hyperrealistic penile prosthetics.

MYTH: Treatment is final and cannot be reversed.

FACT: You can say anything you want on the internet and 60% of people will believe it.

MYTH: Trans kids are just going through a phase, like Pokemon or LARPing.

FACT: LARPing is far more than a phase-it's a way of life.

MYTH: Transgender healthcare goes against God's will.

FACT: Honestly, God feels so lost these days, He doesn't even know what He wants anymore.

MYTH:Gender-affirmingcareis funded by taxpayers.

FACT: 100 percent of federal tax revenue is used to finance 40th-week abortions.

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