Article 6QGRK ADHD Drugmaker To Ease Ongoing Shortage By Increasing Production

ADHD Drugmaker To Ease Ongoing Shortage By Increasing Production

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The Drug Enforcement Administration increased the production limit for Takeda Pharmaceutical's ADHD drug Vyvanse and its generic versions by about 24% to address the medicine's ongoing shortage in the United States. What do you think?

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I don't think the U.S. has the infrastructure to support that many focused people at once."

Halee Browne, Gerbil Socializer
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I always knew the solution was more drugs."

Tyler Gooden, Corporate Skeptic
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The DEA always knows where to get the good stuff."

Jorge Reyes, Petroleum Sifter

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