Article 6QMQX ‘So, Which One’s Yours?’ Asks Doug Emhoff Trying To Make Small Talk With Melania Backstage

‘So, Which One’s Yours?’ Asks Doug Emhoff Trying To Make Small Talk With Melania Backstage

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PHILADELPHIA-Pointing proudly while his wife took the lectern at the presidential debate, Doug Emhoff reportedly asked So, which one's yours?" while trying to make small talk with former first lady Melania Trump backstage. It's so nice to meet you, Melania, welcome to the group-does one of these little rascals belong to you, too?" asked Doug who, during breaks in conversations, waved at his wife, pointed at his face while miming a smile, and shouted out , Go Kamala, you got this honey," before turning to Melania Trump and whispering She's so embarrassed by me." I don't know about you, but I just love these things, everyone looks so adorable on stage in their little suits with their flag pins and microphones. Oh, yours is a feisty one, huh? Let's see how he fares against my girl!" At press time, Emhoff and Melania Trump could be seen chastising their spouses after Donald Trump lunged at Kamala Harris in the middle of a difficult debate question and bit down hard on her arm.

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