Trump Tries To Rattle Harris By Turning Eyelids Inside Out

PHILADELPHIA-In an effort to throw his Democratic opponent off balance, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump reportedly attempted to rattle Kamala Harris during Tuesday evening's debate by turning his eyelids inside out. Kamala, hey Kamala-look over here," said the former president, who waved his arms and slapped the top of his lectern in a bid to get the attention of Harris. Look at me. Kamala. Stop talking about the middle class. Look at me, aghhh, I'm a scary guy. Are you scared? Aren't you scared of the scary guy?" At press time, Trump was said to be calling the vice president's name while sticking his index finger out of his unzipped fly.

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