Diddy Arrested On Sex Trafficking Charges

The Onion Staff

from The Onion on 2024-09-20 12:00 (#6QWFE)

Sean Diddy" Combs faces federal sex trafficking and racketeering charges in a newly unsealed indictment that claims he hit and abused women for over a decade while presiding over a sordid empire of sexual crimes. What do you think?

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If only there were any warning songs."
Andrew Ponce, Unemployed

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I think he goes by Defendant' now."
Tyler Damron, Leaflet Folder

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It's always the ones with a history of abusing women that you least suspect."
Sierra Bedford, Systems Analyst

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