Yellowstone Visitor Suffers Third-Degree Burns While Walking In Thermal Area

A 60-year-old woman received third-degree burns while walking her dog off-trail in Yellowstone National Park thermal area, the incident occurring when she broke through a thin crust above scalding water." What do you think?

This is exactly why I left Earth."

Lara Wallach, Corporate Mortician

Nature better lawyer up!"

Grant Benson, Cracker Salter

That should satisfy the gods for the rest of the year."

Tomas Zudoffsky, Saw Sharpener

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