Article 6R0PF FDA Approves Nasal Flu Vaccine For At-Home Use

FDA Approves Nasal Flu Vaccine For At-Home Use

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The Food and Drug Administration authorized at-home use of the nasal spray vaccine FluMist, opening the door for needle-shy people to access the potentially life-saving inoculation with a prescription. What do you think?

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But I need that small amount of human contact more than I need the vaccine."

Adam Smedberg, Formula Deviser
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Hopefully this gets more Americans sticking things in their noses."

Kendrick Conway, Cardboard Specialist
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I'm still gonna treat myself to ice cream for being a brave little girl."

Robin Torre, Tome Duster

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