Nude Photos Of Cancer Patients Leaked

A Pennsylvania health care system agreed to pay $65 million to victims of a ransomware attack after hackers posted nude photos of cancer patients online, the largest settlement of its kind in terms of per-patient compensation for victims of a cyberattack. What do you think?

Despite the circumstances, it was still nice to see pictures of my aunt."

Abdel Hadir, Greeting Screener

I have some ethically sourced nudes if you need them."

Jared Ho, Unemployed

Maybe they were just looking for a few million second opinions."

Priya Choudhury, Serum Enhancer

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