What To Know About ‘Gray Divorce’

According to researchers, gray divorce," a term referring to divorce occurring at age 50 or older, is on the rise. Here is what to know about the increasing divorce rate among older American couples.

Q: What makes gray divorce different from regular divorce?

A: Old people, who presumably have nothing left to live for, are doing it.

Q: What is the divorce rate among elderly couples?

A: Enough for two Time magazine covers and five segments on Fox & Friends.

Q: Why is it on the rise?

A: The populace has turned its back on the Lord.

Q: How is gray divorce affecting families?

A: Adult children are being forced to juggle two nursing homes they don't visit.

Q: Can seeing a marriage counselor help?

A: Sure, if you want, but they're very hard to sleep with.

Q: How can couples avoid gray divorce?

A: By seeking a divorce while they're still young.

Q: When is the right time to ask for a gray divorce?

A: He's been dead for 20 years, grandma.

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