Ava Barden

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from The Onion on 2024-10-17 16:28 (#6RHWN)

Ava Barden, 14, imagined dying Thursday evening. In her head, she was survived by her crush Ethan Loughran, whom she imagined weeping as he laid a single white rose on her gravestone. Ava's family members request that she come down from her room and set the table for dinner.

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