America Votes In 2024 Election

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The Onion Staff
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Voting in the 2024 presidential election is underway, with candidates Kamala Harris and Donald Trump promising vastly different visions for the country if elected. What do you think?

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I'm technically still waiting in line to vote in the 2004 election."

Gabriel Malwitz, Costume Retailer
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I don't like division, so I voted for both."

Joy Hollifield, Container Filler
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I'm not political, but I am violent."

Russ Casteel, Shale Shoveler

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