Who Is Trump’s Chief Of Staff Susie Wiles?

President-elect Donald Trump has announced that campaign co-chair Susie Wiles will serve as his White House chief of staff. The Onion takes a look at the political strategist's background and credentials.

Favorite Meeting Time: 10:45 a.m.

Eyes: Soulless but not yet dead

Nickname Trump Uses When She's Not Around: Paula Deen

Tax Bracket: Looking up

Go-To Phone Game During Trump Rallies: Candy Crush

Friends: A liability

Vacation Style: Grumpy on the beach

Celebrity Crush: Stephen Miller

Words To Live By: Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about."

Abortions: 1979, 1981, 1989, 1992

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