Bear Costume Used In Elaborate Car Insurance Fraud Scheme

Four individuals were arrested for allegedly attempting to defraud their insurance companies by claiming a bear had damaged their vehicles, when in fact it was a person in a bear costume attacking the cars. What do you think?

That sure is an elaborate excuse to buy a bear costume."

Joseph Milazzo, Elastic Stretcher

Should've gone with the gorilla costume."

Ben Swan, Agricultural Clerk

Makes you wonder if all bears in your life are who they say they are."

Daisy Oldershaw, Synopsis Condenser

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