Spirit Airlines Files For Bankruptcy

Spirit Airlines filed for bankruptcy protection after mounting losses, unaffordable debt, increased competition for bargain-seeking airline passengers, and the inability to merge with other airlines left it little choice. What do you think?

Looks like I'll have to find another way to ruin all my trips home."

Mario Pizano, Soil Enricher

I knew this flying machine fad would burn out eventually."

Tanya Salinas, Unemployed

The pilot is still going to land this plane though, right?"

Victor Kruse, Chakra Aligner

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