Bitcoin Reaches $100,000

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The Onion Staff
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Bitcoin topped $100,000 for the first time as a massive rally in the world's most popular cryptocurrency, largely accelerated by the election of Donald Trump, rolls on. What do you think?

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I don't trust any currency I can't bury in the yard."

Harold Swee, Pulley Specialist
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See? Only a stable alternative to the dollar would do that."

Mona Pruitt, Incline Calculator
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And it'll stay that way forever, right?"

Mark Bartell, Spring Coiler

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