Political Profile: Pete Hegseth

Pete Hegseth, Trump's pick to lead the Pentagon, has refused to withdraw his nomination amidst allegations of financial mismanagement and sexual misconduct. Here is what you need to know about the Defense Secretary nominee's background.

Marital Status: Third wife, 12th affair

Military Rank: Goon

Speaking Style: Eight drinks in

Hairstyle: Speaking role in American Psycho

Tattoos: A small heart on his ankle and absolutely nothing else

Favorite War Crime: Making captives play Russian roulette

Perfect Date: Unconscious

Biggest Pet Peeve: Consent

Greatest Achievement: Able to live with what he's done

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