World’s Oldest Known Wild Bird Lays Egg At 74

Wisdom, a Laysan albatross and the world's oldest known wild bird, laid an egg at the approximate age of 74, a feat given that members of the species usually only live for 12-40 years. What do you think?

Does the world really need another Laysan albatross?"

Kimberly Zimmerling, Comma Expert

This changes everything I thought I knew about albatross fertility."

Johnny McMullin, Systems Analyst

And yet Hollywood will try to tell you albatrosses are washed up by 8."

Manny Rice, Video Clippist

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