Historic Wildfires Ravage Los Angeles

At least five fires across the Los Angeles area, including one in Hollywood Hills, scorched more than 45 square miles and put roughly 180,000 people under evacuation orders. What do you think?

Ugh, we never get historic wildfires in my podunk town."

Gilberto Dimas, Padlock Tester

Those wildfires will never work in this town again."

Thomas Gamboa, Circus Transporter

Mass evacuation is a great networking opportunity."

Erika Drake, Fruit Ripener

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