Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away

WASHINGTON-Expressing frustration over the vice president's continued presence in both the White House and his life, President Donald Trump was reportedly unsure Monday about what department he had to cut to make JD Vance go away. I've tried the Education Department, USAID, the FBI, and still he keeps showing up," said Trump, who lambasted the 40-year-old vice president as the very definition of fraud and waste." What is he, anyway? A judge or something? I could just ask, of course, but then I'd have to talk to him. Even worse, every day JD Vance is still hanging around is one more day I have to spend with Musk." At press time, Trump resolved to eliminate the Department of Agriculture next.

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