Article 6VNDZ Woman Contaminates Grocery Store Food With Urine For Years

Woman Contaminates Grocery Store Food With Urine For Years

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A New Hampshire woman was arrested after several years of allegedly urinating on items at a food co-op and posting videos of it online. What do you think?

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Organic produce should only be covered in animal shit and piss."

Chip Hackett, Archive Duster
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I've always preferred local urine to the mass-produced stuff."

Marianne Rutledge, Advocacy Activist
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Gross. Where are these videos, so I can avoid them?"

Logan Garcia, Flannel Designer

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