Woman Contaminates Grocery Store Food With Urine For Years

A New Hampshire woman was arrested after several years of allegedly urinating on items at a food co-op and posting videos of it online. What do you think?

Organic produce should only be covered in animal shit and piss."

Chip Hackett, Archive Duster

I've always preferred local urine to the mass-produced stuff."

Marianne Rutledge, Advocacy Activist

Gross. Where are these videos, so I can avoid them?"

Logan Garcia, Flannel Designer

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