Police Catch Man Smuggling Cocaine Under Toupee

Colombian police apprehended a man attempting to smuggle 220 grams of cocaine in small bags hidden under his toupee, which authorities are now describing as a narco wig." What do you think?

Yet again, bald men become scapegoats for society's ills."

Will Jackson, Systems Analyst

He should have said it was dandruff."

Alice Cross, Monument Inscriber

But they didn't find the heroin hidden under his merkin."

Lee Baker, Deployment Strategizer

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