Article 6VZWV Overdue Library Book Returned After 99 Years

Overdue Library Book Returned After 99 Years

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An 81-year-old woman returned an overdue book to a New Jersey library after discovering it among her grandfather's old things, finding that the book, Home-Made Toys For Girls And Boys, was borrowed in March 1926. What do you think?

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But I voted to get rid of libraries."

Maya Spanbauer, Task Coordinator
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Now his soul can finally rest."

Sergio Costello, Snack Advocate
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Sometimes the century gets away from you."

Rich Odham, Mitochondria Expert

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