Article 6W0X0 4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream

4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream

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A 4-year-old Wisconsin boy called 911 to report that his mom was eating his ice cream, saying she was being bad and needed to go to jail." What do you think?

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Isn't he a little old to still believe the police are there to help?"

Justin Edwards, Film Duster
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And I bet it took those lazy cops hours to show up."

Mike Hargrove, Gelatin Molder
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That's really more of a 311 call."

Valerie Hunt, Yarn Packager

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