23andMe Files For Bankruptcy

Embattled genetic testing company 23andMe, once valued at $6 billion, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, the company having initially rocketed into the mainstream because of its at-home DNA testing kits that gave customers insight into their family histories and genetic profiles. What do you think?

Do I get to keep my long-lost uncle?"

Gwen Winett, Talent Appraiser

I'm devastated by the news, but that might be the emotional 8% Broadly Southern European in me."

Jay Lindsey, Poultry Weigher

Who will I mail my spit to now?"

Bob D'Franco, Leather Distresser

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