Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly

LOS ANGELES-Expressing relief that they were both on the same page about custody, Megan Fox confirmed Friday that she and her new baby would be working together to co-parent Machine Gun Kelly. The coming months are going to be exhausting, but knowing that I have this newborn by my side to help set a good example for MGK makes it a lot less scary," said theTransformersactress, pausing to tend to the sound of Kelly whimpering over the monitor that he needed a Monster Energy drink. I'd almost forgotten how bad the late nights and the smell of vape smoke can be when you're caring for a 34-year-old white pop-rapper, so it's nice to feel emotionally supported by someone more mature for once. It's basically a full-time job making sure he doesn't put anything in his mouth that he's not supposed to, but since we can switch off keeping an eye on him, I've been able to finally relax a bit. It was a lot of work to Machine Gun Kelly-proof this house, but the baby and I are just happy that, for now, he still has all his fingers and toes." Fox added that before they knew it, the new baby would be driving Kelly around to all of his shows.

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