CodeSOD: Message Oriented Database
Mark was debugging some database querying code, and got a bit confused about what it was actually doing. Specifically, it generated a query block like this:
$statement="declare @status int declare @msg varchar(30) exec @status=sp_doSomething 'arg1', ... select @msg=convert(varchar(10),@status) print @msg ";$result = sybase_query ($statement, $this->connection);
Run a stored procedure, capture its return value in a variable, stringify that variable and print it. The select/print must be for debugging, right? Leftover debugging code. Why else would you do something like that?
if (sybase_get_last_message()!=='0') { ...}
Oh no. sybase_get_last_message gets the last string printed out by a print statement. This is a pretty bonkers way to get the results of a function or procedure call back, especially when if there are any results (like a return value), they'll be in the $result return value.
Now that said, reading through those functions, it's a little unclear if you can actually get the return value of a stored procedure this way. Without testing it myself (and no, I'm not doing that), we're in a world where this might actually be the best way to do this.
So I'm not 100% sure where the WTF lies. In the developer? In the API designers? Sybase being TRWTF is always a pretty reliable bet. I suppose there's a reason why all those functions are listed as "REMOVED IN PHP 7.0.0", which was was rolled out through 2015. So at least those functions have been dead for a decade.
