Scientists Identify Most Bitter-Tasting Substance

Food scientists discovered that Postia stiptica, a type of mushroom found in the U.K. and Ireland, contains a chemical identified as the most bitter-tasting substance ever found. What do you think?

This is a huge step forward for something, I assume."

Don Rizzo, Cradle Sander

Had the scientists just brushed their teeth?"

Jean Baugh, Product Recaller

Sure that's the hook, but what's the sell?"

David Grabner, Wardrobe Historian

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