Kristi Noem’s Handbag Containing $3,000 Stolen From D.C. Restaurant

While eating dinner at a D.C. restaurant, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief who stole her driver's license, passport, department access badge, medication, makeup bag, blank checks, the keys to her home, and about $3,000 in cash. What do you think?

Uh-oh, it's a scary time to be without a passport."

Zach Custer, Typeface Approver

Oh my God. Think of the damage this thief could do with that much makeup."

Dallas Reeves, Driveway Paver

I hope she finds the scapegoat responsible."

Rochelle Oriti, Suit Stitcher

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