DHS Considers Reality Show Where Immigrants Compete For Citizenship

The Department of Homeland Security is considering a game show that would pit immigrants against each other for a chance at a fast-tracked path to citizenship. What do you think?

Paths to U.S. citizenship should only be going to Americans."

Gustavo Villagomez, Statistics Compiler

The golden age of prestige DHS-scripted content is over."

Barbie Falk, Sand Raker

These are people, not Survivor contestants!"

John Porco, Knot Tightener

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